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Writer’s block is like diarrhea– when you’re in the middle of having it, it feels like the worst you’ve EVER had it. There is no in-between. Torture is torture. Truthfully, I couldn’t think of anything to write for today. When … Continue reading →

(If you’re a disenfranchised factory employee working in an assembly line at a Walmart sweatshop, don’t read the next paragraph because it’s offensive and ignorant.) Have you ever wanted to quit your stressful office job and be a disenfranchised factory … Continue reading →

The topic for today’s article came from a website milestone: A marketing firm offered to pay me to promote their client here on ABL! Which totally intrigued me, until I found out their client is a popular online sex toy … Continue reading →

  In 2006 I auditioned for American Idol. In case you can’t tell from the photo above, I didn’t win. But at least I came away from the audition with a new outfit, great memories, and three life lessons to … Continue reading →